How to make money online (with no money)?

My husband and I have been smashing our heads against several different walls on the topic of how to make tons of money in a short period of time. My head really hurts! It seems that everywhere we turn, there are legal restrictions, (Crime/robbery which I don't recommend but we've seriously considered!) realistic restrictions, or some other website telling us that it's a hoax and we should not put any stock into this product whatsoever. So what's the secret? Are there really people out there making thousands of dollars a month doing something online whether with Google or not? Is there any possible way to make money online without selling your soul (or your house!) to some giant advertisement company?

Now, you may believe that my husband and I would like to work from home because we are young and incredibly lazy. This is not the case at all! I would love to have a full-time job that I have a car to drive to and 40 hours gauranteed every single week. However, I'm 6 and a half months pregnant and haven't found anyone that will even call me back on a job. (Probably doesn't help that we can't afford a telephone therefore all calls go to my mom's phone.) Not only that, but with my last child, I faced horrible false labor scares for the last whole month of my pregnancy. This one doesn't seem to be much easier.

As for my husband; he does have a job. This job, however, pays him $9.00 an hour to shower, feed, and clothe several severely handicapped people. I don't know where you live or how much you make at your job, but when I'm considering the fact that the most I've made at a job was $8.00 an hour that merely required me to make reservations for people on a 1-800 call line for Wyndham, I'm thinking that Aberdeen could definately use a raise in their payment of employees. He's not making enough to even live paycheck to paycheck for the both of us.

Is our situation hopeless? I'm going to have a baby girl sometime at the end of March or beginning of April and we are completely broke. We don't even have a crib for our baby yet and that makes me so disappointed and I feel so completely useless. Why is the economy forcing mothers such as myself to become depressed? I don't know how many other pregnant women are facing the same problems I am, but I'm sure they're some out there.

If you're in the same position I am, or know how to remedy this situation, let me know because I am completely at a loss. I've been trying to obtain online employment for some time, but every time I find something that may be great, there's another blog or post saying that it's a scam, a hoax and there's no way we should give these people money for anything like shipping or handling. For all of you jobless pregnant women out there, I feel for you. I have had no problem obtaining employment in the past. I don't have the greatest employment record mind you, but it's certainly not the worst. My major need right now is maybe a grant or some kind of funding, but I doubt that will happen. We'll probably just end up taking out a loan and have to pay it back over the next 10-15 years. (Being newlyweds, I really don't want to end up doing this.)

Let me know if you have any ideas or questions and please, give me feedback! I'm really looking forward to some kind of criticism or help in any matter. Thank you.

Rebecca M. Johnson